it wasn't lemon gatorade
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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