He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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