make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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