in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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