therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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