so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
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