So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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