mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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