Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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