I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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