it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
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