I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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