so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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