I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
You made out with two different species that night
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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