whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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