Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
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