He is such a slut. More and more my type.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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