My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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