So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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