at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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