so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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