I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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