do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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