can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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