they need to just BURY HIM!
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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