i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
we're making bets on your personal life
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
ttyl tear gas
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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