on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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