Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize
