ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
he thought i was a dude.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
we should paint friendship bongs
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