Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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