Heybabeimwearingurpanties
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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