ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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