just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
No subtext here. People are naked.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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