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guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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