I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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