Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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