gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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