i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
and she was petting her beer can
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
He did a backflip because drugs
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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