Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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