remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
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