I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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