is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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