Dual....:-)
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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