He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
it's like iHOP with fire
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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