Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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