Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Randomize
