carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
false alarm. still invincible.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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