Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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