we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
My boob is missing a layer of skin
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Couch. On fire.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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