Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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