I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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