that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
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