he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
