They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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